Adrianne Curry
Nude

She didn’t need big breasts to win the first season of America’s Next Top Model. Instead, Adrianne Curry‘s tiny titties only helped sell her whole package as a tough tomboy rock ‘n’ roller. It’s too bad that her outspoken ways might have kept Adrianne from truly cashing in on her prize. She’s no mere mannequin, which is why the vulgar-mouthed vixen ended up with fellow celebs stuck on VH1’s The Surreal Life. Adrianne brought a lot of reality to the show and kept the techies busy with blurring her beautiful displays of breastage. The censors had their work cut out for them in covering up Adrianne’s boobs and muff when she acted as a nude sushi bar, which was patronized by Verne Troyer among others. Fellow Surreal Lifer–and former Brady Bunch kid–Christopher Knight must have liked what he saw because the two were married after the show wrapped. Adrianne took this time off to get serious about acting. Although the screen usually promises skin, it left TV and movie viewers hanging in regards to Adrianne. She’s completely clothed in the TV shows Half & Half, Hot Properties, Dirt, and Fan Wars and the movies Fallen Angels (2006), Jack Rio (2008), Light Years Away (2008), and Tales of Halloween (2015). The top model and bottom actress divorced Mr. Knight in 2012, bringing multitudes of white knights out of the woodwork. Adrianne’s not gonna work on any of our wood, but perhaps she’ll induce some by getting naked in just one future project.